恭喜 恭喜
Mos --
wats tat ??
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oops !!
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kao so miky !! my fav !!
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SNAPPED BY PRISE
King DH
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Head twist 100 % working !!
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Whu is tis ??
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AC MILAN !!!
Double click to see clearly !!
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Say goodbye to my sch mate !! welcome him to tekong !!
Monday, May 26, 2008
Random Photos !!
恭喜 恭喜
Mos --
wats tat ??
oops !!
kao so miky !! my fav !!
SNAPPED BY PRISE
King DH
Head twist 100 % working !!
Whu is tis ??
AC MILAN !!!
Double click to see clearly !!
Say goodbye to my sch mate !! welcome him to tekong !!
Saturday, May 24, 2008
FACTS ABOUT THE BODY
This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why we
were designed the way we were!
-Scientists say the higher your I.Q, the more you dream.
-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the
smallest is the male sperm.
-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the
Encyclopedia Britannica.
- It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your
stomach.
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
- Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis
of the liver than men with hair.
- At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a
single Cell.
-There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon
of water to a boil.
-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born
- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and
they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact
to the test... now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the
friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their
noses as well.
Yeah, I know you did it, so did I.
were designed the way we were!
-Scientists say the higher your I.Q, the more you dream.
-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the
smallest is the male sperm.
-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the
Encyclopedia Britannica.
- It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your
stomach.
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
- Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis
of the liver than men with hair.
- At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a
single Cell.
-There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon
of water to a boil.
-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born
- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and
they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact
to the test... now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the
friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their
noses as well.
Yeah, I know you did it, so did I.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
i m missin u ...
Been almost a week ...u seems to be vanished from this world...no matter how i plan my time well for myself..i still seems to have enough time to miss u...lots of stuff happened withinthis short week..i only wish to share with u and nobody else...i have change my blog's song ..Heard this song on tv..find it quite nice...for an emo feeling perhaps!Got to go work then ! hope to see your sms soon ! i will be waiting ..
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Soccer Game !!!!! 0708 class !!
WOo...Played street soccer in school during a 3 hour break...alright !! only pictures la !! i m lazy haha !!
shoe bags in a Row !!
Changing in Progress !!
Team by Team !!
START !!
Aft 15 mins ??
Tired le la !! Haha
NC16
Monday, May 12, 2008
Jokes for the day !!
Mr Bean
"WHILE HAVING A BRAIN CHECK UP
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
the answer is 6!!
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!
PUZZLE
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean : 16.
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4
better and 4 worse.
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.
SHARING SYMPHATY
Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : Condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder).
Friend : What now?
Mr. Bean : My sister just called, her mom died too!
SPELLING LESSON
Mr. Bean's Son : Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one "c" or two "c"?
Mr. Bean : Make it three "c" to be sure.
"WHILE HAVING A BRAIN CHECK UP
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
the answer is 6!!
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!
PUZZLE
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean : 16.
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4
better and 4 worse.
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.
SHARING SYMPHATY
Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : Condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder).
Friend : What now?
Mr. Bean : My sister just called, her mom died too!
SPELLING LESSON
Mr. Bean's Son : Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one "c" or two "c"?
Mr. Bean : Make it three "c" to be sure.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Agree Not?
Wife is like a TV. Girlfriend is like handphone.
At home watch TV. Go out bring h/p.
No money sell TV. Got money change h/p.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with h/p.
TV free for life but....h/p,
if you don't pay, "The numbers you have dialled is not in service"
At home watch TV. Go out bring h/p.
No money sell TV. Got money change h/p.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with h/p.
TV free for life but....h/p,
if you don't pay, "The numbers you have dialled is not in service"
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Communication skill wahaha !!
Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around
his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're
going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we
find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from AEC
(Ahmedabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has
not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? " "Yes...... speaking"
AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the AEC guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?"
"Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
"GOD ......... this is too much.........."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"
"I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this
tonight. ..... he will speak to your company tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the visit,and he, mad as a
bull, rushes to AEC office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month
overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's
nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle." '
his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're
going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we
find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from AEC
(Ahmedabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has
not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? " "Yes...... speaking"
AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the AEC guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?"
"Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
"GOD ......... this is too much.........."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"
"I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this
tonight. ..... he will speak to your company tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the visit,and he, mad as a
bull, rushes to AEC office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month
overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's
nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle." '
Thursday, May 1, 2008
I will still support Liverpool!!
No matter wats the result !! i can see that liverpool tried hard enough !! Riise did his best too !!
3-2 what i expected to be lesser..too bad cant watch the match due to working !! Will like to thakns 3 live score update de people// Owen's bro , Kt and Yj ...giving mi and owen live score updates and summary..Haha dun sad la owen and kt !!
First half highlight
Second half highlight
Extra Time First Half Highlights
Extra Time Second Half Highlights
3-2 what i expected to be lesser..too bad cant watch the match due to working !! Will like to thakns 3 live score update de people// Owen's bro , Kt and Yj ...giving mi and owen live score updates and summary..Haha dun sad la owen and kt !!
First half highlight
Second half highlight
Extra Time First Half Highlights
Extra Time Second Half Highlights